Do you take your dog to parties so that you know you'll have someone to hang out with – or do you only go to parties if you know there will be a dog there?

Do you have a doggy daycare report card – or perhaps an extensive list of future dog names – stuck to your fridge?

I Am About to Lick Your Human is a hilarious collection of canine sentiments and situations paired with fun and playful illustrations. It includes a comprehensive catalogue of things pulled out of dogs’ mouths, a checklist for soon-to-be pup parents (most important item: no aversion to bodily fluids) and exclusive interviews with your favourite instafamous doggos.

Whether you're a dog owner, a dog lover, or just a dog, this is the ultimate book for you.